My thoughts on Starlight Over Detrot By Chessie: Act One, Chapter 12: Gentlecolts, You Can't Fight in Here! This is the War Room!

The story is about.

Monster attacks. Crime. Illegal hallucinogens made from electric fruit.

They say things didn't use to be like this. They say things were different, before Luna came back 60 years ago, but Detective Hard "Hardy" Boiled of the Detrot Police Department has never known any world other than that demarcated by the seedy streets of his beloved decaying metropolis; a world in which the coroners sing and dance, surveillance bugs have personality disorders, and the Chief of Police is a scarier entity than most of the eldritch things the city attracts.

The grey unicorn who turned up dead outside the posh High Step Hotel seemed like just another case, but her missing horn is the pointy tip of a very large and nasty iceberg. It's up to Hardy and his friends - a rejected monster hunter, a psychic cab driver, and an underground antiques heir - to find out what’s going on in an investigation that promises to stick more than a cupcake into the very eye of Detrot.

Especially if Hardy has anything to say about it.

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Sunday, April 11, 2021

Act One, Chapter 12: Gentlecolts, You Can't Fight in Here! This is the War Room!

Chapter 12: Published December 22, 2012 was a Saturday

As of this writing it was 3030 days ago

On April 11, of 2015 FiM Season 5 epi 3 "Castle Sweet Castle" would air

Fine, they eat all the doughnuts... but do they leave me some bagels?

Some of the cruder elements of the Detrot Police Department have commented that those meetings would have been vastly improved by the presence of hookers.

I can now say: They weren’t wrong.

I cant... ha

Scarlet... are you seriously mooning your boss LOL and while Taxi has good ideas on how to do the cop map... Hardy, you, subtle? ...

Somehow, I just dont think that a subtle direct approach is the best idea either

I dont think i'd mind spending the night at Taxi's

Oh hey look, the chapter ended. Lets have a peek at the comments, 37

Chessie

#34 · Jan 26th, 2020 · · ·

GMBlackjack

Hardy does bagels. Donuts are for the weak.

-Chessie

TheGrandNil

#32 · Sep 28th, 2019 · 1 · ·

The proprietor had been driven into a security-obsessive paranoid state by a few periodically stolen (or possibly merely misplaced) copies of the then-popular Daring Do and the Neighcronomicon . Since said proprietor was a rather powerful unicorn, this store eventually became the recipient of a completely staggering number of protective enchantments; ultimately, it became physically impossible for any being to enter the building.

Haha, classic twilight

SIGAWESOME

#28 · Apr 3rd, 2014 · · ·

BRILLIANT novel of a comment...

BlueNinja

#26 · Oct 9th, 2013 · 1 · ·

coandco

Perhaps a small, neon pegasus

Honestly, I'm halfway expecting him to channel Dresden and pull out some pizza-loving pixies instead.

Chessie

#8 · Dec 23rd, 2012 · 2 · · Redbush

Redbush I'm going to go have sex and eat pie until my intestines shut down and I die in a puddle of satisfied post-orgasmic bliss.

Happy Christmasy year-fuck.

Vodka is tasty.

-Chessie

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Applejinx