act one chapter 7
“-listeners! This is your lady of the waves, your queen, your empress of the evening: Gypsy! Welcome to Ever Free Radio! All the news the newspapers think you’re not fit to know!
“Alright ladies and gentlecolts. It’s that time again! Now, I know ya’ll think I’m some kind of crazed, horny succubus riding the airwaves to satisfy my own ego... well, I’m here to say ‘Yes! Yes, I am!’ Your love and adoration is what keeps me going, my beautiful listeners. I’d get on my knees and kiss every one of your hooves, claws, and toes right here, right now if I could. “
“You ‘Cyclones’ might claim to be champions of the downtrodden, but you’re nothing but a lot of gutless pissants who can’t get it up without stomping some poor mare’s head. I’ve known champions. My mother fought in the Cutie Mark Crusades, and when the dragons sued for peace she got off her war-scooter and she shook claws with them!
“Whatever you might achieve with technology, that’s a debt you’ll never repay. Now, from Luna’s fifteenth return party, this is the song that rung in the night. My mother was friends with the singer and can report first hand there was not a dry eye in the audience.”
- once those two get posted I'll come back and throw her mother's tag on her
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