Chapter 18: Published March 23rd 2013 was on a Saturday and was in week 12 of 2013
As of this writing it was 2945 days ago
No episodes ever aired on April 17
Shock and Awesome
Hello Rainbow Dash, I was wondering when you'd show up, so lets see, we have Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Twilight, Rainbow, pretty sure Stella's cave was Rarity, now we just need Applejack other than the Bloom reference...
experience has taught me that when a being happily wears their oddity on their sleeves, no matter how freakish they might seem, they’re usually the ones I can trust when things get wild.
By that logic, I could not have wished for a more trustworthy cohort.
Ha
Then I realized my tummy was on something soft, that there was a heavy presence on my back and sides, and between my rear legs I had the oddest feeling that important parts were missing.
Swift continued looking about in all directions, so I took that to mean she couldn’t. That was entirely in keeping with the philosophy of the pony who’d constructed the ladybugs; do one thing extremely well and screw everything else. Ladybugs listen. That’s pretty much what they’re best at. Still, I suppose I should have doubted that ‘brain invasion’ was anywhere in the official documentation.
:D
... I really don't want to explain what happens to the unicorn that got found near the school, but its a strong example of just how fucked up this story goes.
I’d need a good hour long massage and a weekend at Taxi’s spa once this was all over. Pleasant thoughts, for another time.
....
I didn’t get to hear her insightful musings on the art of war, but I imagine that they were much along the same lines as mine when, as if choreographed by an unseen force, every single locker in the room burst open simultaneously with a resounding, choral clang.
Oh hey look, the chapter ended. Lets have a peek at the comments, 19
--The Scholar
AYYYYY HE’S BACK
Conversely, experience has taught me that when a being happily wears their oddity on their sleeves, no matter how freakish they might seem, they’re usually the ones I can trust when things get wild.
Say what you will about Pinkie, she WILL fight to the death for her friends if she has to.
We think we should tell you of something else, unrelated to-”
‘Save it for later.
Hardy, why are you being stupid?
“Amen.” Zeta intoned, adding several words in zebra. I took it for a blessing, though I swore I’d heard my driver use something similar when calling me a shit-head.
The problem with foreign languages. Or the bonus, depending on your PoV.
“Oh, horseappl—” I managed as a ballistic pencil launched itself towards my right eye.
THE CHILDREN ARE STILL HERE, BOYOS.
-GM, maser of pencils.
Chapter 18: "School Dance" - nothing specific here.
Also, I bet Hardy's apartment was burned down by Cosmo.
But more importantly! who really is the father of Rachel’s egg?!
We must know!
Pls! 
They appreciate the idea that, instead of simply murdering your foes until the remainder surrender, you scare the manure out of them.
The only problem though is that an enemy that will not stand and fight you directly does not necessarily mean a defeated enemy. Enter asymmetrical warfare. "Shock and Awesome" will certainly dissuade the enemy and make them think twice about confronting you, but it does not reduce the enemy's available headcount or materiel. Dead enemy combatants will not regroup and attack you again.
(Thus sayeth the armchair tactician) 
And so much more
Swift isn't malfunctioning, it's just someone got into her head and messed with it... My poor little Swifty, I just want to hug her now 
1840 Draper takes 1st successful photo of the Moon
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