Act One, Chapter 17: Meet the Gang
Congratulations on your departmental purchase/happenstance acquisition/black market smuggling of a Minotaurus Mk II 12-Gauge Saddle-mounted Semi-automatic Shotgun. Treat your weapon well, and it will provide you with years of service and maiming on demand; Treat it poorly, and there are a few documented cases where these weapons have sought revenge.
The Mk II can be equipped with a variety of optional features, including ghost-ring sighting, anti-telekinetic trigger guards, and filigree styling. It is best used in close-quarters or against fast-moving aerial targets; it is capable of stopping a berserking griffin even after you have insulted their progenitors.
-Do not store loaded, especially not with any form of magical round. They may get Up to Mischief.
-Given the proximity of the barrel to the pony ear, always wear ear protection when using this weapon.
-Keep out of reach of foals.
-Not to be used for the ballistic distribution of party favors.
-Not to be used for the ballistic distribution of party guests.
-This is a highly inefficient way of making cupcakes.
-Though we appreciate the business, do not stash all over town in case of shotgun emergency.
--Instructions from the manufacturer of the Minotaurus Mk II 12-Gauge Saddle-mounted Semi-automatic Shotgun
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